What is the GLOW of pregnancy? I want to know.
The only "glowing" I get is from that new big shiny red pimple on my chin, or neck, or back, or nose... pick your pimple. I feel like Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, for crying out loud. That "glow" is just a beacon saying, "Look at me! I'm a glowing zit!" I feel like I'm 15 again.
Like I really needed a series of breakouts on top of all my expanding body parts to draw even more attention to!
Why can't I glow tan or glow smooth flawless skin? I wouldn't even mind glowing-in-the-dark!
Why do I glow pimples?!
I clearly got the short end of the glow stick.
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Andrea, you are hilarious and you are beautiful no matter how much weight you put on or how many pimples you have. Your glow is your ability to love unconditionally--your children and everyone else around you. I am so lucky to have you as my next door neighbor. You are amazing!
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