Showing posts with label pregnant. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pregnant. Show all posts

Monday, December 20, 2010

Dear Santa, Please Load My Stocking With....



Phenergan

Maalox

Tylenol - wahoo, nothing works like good ole Tylenol...
Sciatica, headaches, hip-aches beware... (Seriously, is Tylenol the best I can get?)

Patience

A jolly good sense of humor to last for the next 6 MONTHS

Olive Garden in endless supply

Chocolate... fudge, milk, ice cream, hot cocoa... you get the point.

Clothes that make me look like I didn't eat all that, but that still fit and are so dang cute that I don't feel like hiding under a blanket in my house listening to the fat cells expanding all day.

Time machine to take me back to when I was 25 and pregnant - my body didn't rebel so much against me then. Seriously, I feel like Tim Allen on "The Santa Clause" where he goes in to the doctor and has gained 40 pounds in a week. Except I didn't put on a Santa-suit. I just took a pregnancy test and walked out of the bathroom 40 pounds more than when I went in.

A healthy baby, despite my murmurings.